The Early Bird Gets the Worm

I am, have always been, and will always be a night owl.

My ideal day starts when I first open my eyes at 11:00 a.m. Anything earlier is pure torture.

So, you can imagine how much fun I'm having this semester when I teach an 8:00 a.m. class three days a week. And just how fearful I am that I'm going to sleep through my alarm.

Luckily for me, Best Friend found the perfect solution for me: this. (And she even sent it in time for my birthday!)

I will never be the early bird who gets the worm.

But with Best Friend's gift, I might get to see the bird who got the worm...