On Fast Foods

I'm excited to be heading off to Big Society's annual meeting. There will be friends to see, scholars-in-actuality to meet, and, thanks to Prof. Busy-Bee, invitation-only receptions to attend.

There is, however, one task that remains undone. You see, I will be returning next Tuesday, but my lecture for next Wednesday is not yet complete. In fact, it is not yet even started.

I have photocopied material that I think will constitute the substance of the lecture and I plan to read it on the plane. It is my plan to turn the aforementioned reading into a lecture upon my return.

But if there were an alternative to my plan, I would take it.

Does anyone know where I might request one lecture to go?