Cheaters Never Prosper

Remember my little cheaters?

Well, one of them missed class this morning. I simply marked hir as absent and didn't give it any more thought.

This afternoon, while teaching another class in another building, who should appear in the doorway of my classroom but my absentee cheater.

S/he simply wanted to put up a poster about a campus event and I graciously gave hir permission to do so.

But whenever I see hir for the rest of the semester, you know that I'll be thinking to myself, "Oh yes, you're the little cheater who skips my class."